• Zia Exclusives
    • Zia Vinyl Exclusives
    • Zia Gear
    • Gift Cards
  • Halloween
    • Arrow Sale
    • Blue Underground
    • Scary Good Movies
    • Spooky Stuff!
    • Stranger Things
    • It
    • Costumes & Props
  • Shop
    • New Arrivals
    • Enamel Pins
    • Vinyl Exclusives
    • Vinyl
    • Music
    • Pre-Orders / Coming Soon
    • Movies
  • Events
    • Calendar
    • Contests
  • Connect
    • Contact us
    • Wishlist / My Account
    • Buy Sell Trade
    • Find A Store
    • Ask Us Anything
    • Consignment
    • Work At Zia
    • Newsletter
    • Twitter
    • Facebook
    • Instagram
    • Returns Policy
    • Tokens for Charity
  • Menu
    • Zia Exclusives
      • Zia Vinyl Exclusives
      • Zia Gear
      • Gift Cards
    • Halloween
      • Arrow Sale
      • Blue Underground
      • Scary Good Movies
      • Spooky Stuff!
      • Stranger Things
      • It
      • Costumes & Props
    • Shop
      • New Arrivals
      • Enamel Pins
      • Vinyl Exclusives
      • Vinyl
      • Music
      • Pre-Orders / Coming Soon
      • Movies
    • Events
      • Calendar
      • Contests
    • Connect
      • Contact us
      • Wishlist / My Account
      • Buy Sell Trade
      • Find A Store
      • Ask Us Anything
      • Consignment
      • Work At Zia
      • Newsletter
      • Twitter
      • Facebook
      • Instagram
      • Returns Policy
      • Tokens for Charity
  • Menu
    • Zia Exclusives
      • Zia Vinyl Exclusives
      • Zia Gear
      • Gift Cards
    • Halloween
      • Arrow Sale
      • Blue Underground
      • Scary Good Movies
      • Spooky Stuff!
      • Stranger Things
      • It
      • Costumes & Props
    • Shop
      • New Arrivals
      • Enamel Pins
      • Vinyl Exclusives
      • Vinyl
      • Music
      • Pre-Orders / Coming Soon
      • Movies
    • Events
      • Calendar
      • Contests
    • Connect
      • Contact us
      • Wishlist / My Account
      • Buy Sell Trade
      • Find A Store
      • Ask Us Anything
      • Consignment
      • Work At Zia
      • Newsletter
      • Twitter
      • Facebook
      • Instagram
      • Returns Policy
      • Tokens for Charity
Shop  >>  Books  >>  Education

Sterling Johnson

English As a Second F*Cking Language

Sterling Johnson English As A Second F*cking Language
$11.99 New
$3.99 Pre-owned
This item is not available at this time.
In-Stock – should ship within 1-3 business days

Add To Cart




America swears by it!

In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation:

John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?
Mary: F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress?
John: Why the f*ck not?
Mary: F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash.
John: Well, f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck.
Mary: Good f*cking idea.

English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESF*L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!

""Great f*cking book!"" --Stephen King
  •  

Connect With Us